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Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone. "Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"
For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy. |
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| 37. | hug the bunny | ||
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Female masturbation with a vibrator.
Comes from the use of the popular "rabbit vibrator", a vibrator with a "bunny ear" attachment allowing for clitoral pleasure as well as vaginal, g-spot pleasure. I hugged the bunny last night.
I don't need men when I can hug the bunny! |
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| 38. | CPL (- Cost per load) | ||
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The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.
Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless
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| 39. | Self-Nooner | ||
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Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour. The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!
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| 40. | Masturbatorium | ||
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A room or special place designated by a person for masturbation. Having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.
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| 41. | S.M.A.R.T. | ||
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An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today. Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !
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| 42. | Jackin It | ||
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Too pleasure one's self in a sexual way T: dude i was jackin it major last night!
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