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When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.

Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
by Eat_My_Sammich June 16, 2011

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