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1. self helpful
a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation
"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"

"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."

...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)

2. self hell
Self hell are the self help books that make you feel worse after reading them because your life is so pathetic.
Also, self hell aisle, where self hell books are found
I read that self hell book, but it only made me feel worse.
3. Self Helpochondriac
Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.
I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
4. selp
Truncated form of "self-help."
I was reading a selp book the other day and it really help me put things in perspective.
5. Stealth Help
1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them
1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
6. Self-Helper
A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.
Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.
7. Self mutilation
harming ones self on purpose.(burning,cutting, pulling hair, hitting, etc) It is NOT an attempt, or even a sign of suicide. It is not only "emo" or goth kds that do it. Many people do. Some people do it because of depression, attention seeking, and many other reasons. It is not a sign of weakness, it is a cry for help! I know, because i used to cut! And saying bad things about us don't make us better...when people cut it can be just for trends, or for deep emotional problems!! SO STOP SAYING IT IS A TREND OR THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO BE HARDCORE!!! THAT WAS THE LAST THING ON MY MIND WHEN I DID IT!!..........stupid fags....
Self mutilation is a serious problem that needs to be payed more attention to.
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