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When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.
"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."
by Joe Charger May 07, 2008
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"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"
by dawg321232145 May 12, 2008
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The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret
guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better
by blackid April 20, 2008
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Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away
Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode
by The V ONE November 08, 2016
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