self high five 

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

self high five by Lloyd June 18, 2006

Self High Five 

to touch your index fingers and thumbs together to make a diamond shape with those fingers. Then keep the rest of your fingers straight out.

Started by Former WCW wrestler Diamond Dallas Page or DDP for short.

DDP did the Self high five after winning a match against an opponent from NWO.

Self High Five by Someguys April 10, 2010

Self High Five 

To Masturbate.

"Man, i didn't pull that hot chick, so i had to give myself the Self High Five last night"

Self High Five by DiamondDallasPagefan September 13, 2009

self-isolation high horsery 

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

self-isolation high horsery by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

Self-loathing High-Five 

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

Self-loathing High-Five by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

Higher Self 

When one has achieved the goal of infinitely acknowledging the present as it happens...

You may have just found out that you have achieved your Higher Self lol

Higher Self by The Second One? March 18, 2019

high self esteem 

An affliction which causes people to think they are way hotter than they really are. This affliction often leads to heinous wardrobe choices and/or embarrassing behavior.

Look at that girl strutting around in her three-sizes-too-small jeans with her muffin top hanging out! She totally suffers from high self esteem.

Did you hear that loser down the hall asked out the hot girl next door? He better check his high self esteem before her boyfriend kicks his ass!

high self esteem by tkrazy April 9, 2008