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Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.
Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"
by EverythingTurnedToNothingFun November 01, 2009
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