| 1. | self-smush | ||
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self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex. Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
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| 2. | smush n' toss | ||
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The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women. The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.
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| 3. | reverse anorexia | ||
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When a really fat girl tries to smush her fat self into clothing that she has no business wearing. Can be seen wearing halter tops, hot pants, bikinis, belly shirts, low-rise jeans, generally wears clothing that should only be worn by thin girls. Thinks she looks great in it! Oh my god, look at the one in the tube top and the hot pants over there...she must have REVERSE ANOREXIA! She must weigh 150 pounds, doesn't she realize how fat she is?
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