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masturbation I had some trouble starting my day, so after a little self-motivation I was able to find the energy to get going.
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| 16. | cumbler | ||
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n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube. |
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| 17. | Highpocket | ||
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An individual at your place of employment who is given a position of high standing, but is completely undeserving for reasons of incompetence, ineffectiveness, or a broad ignorance of subjects that are at the core of his/her responsibilities. A highpocket is someone who has the aforementioned traits, and wears his/her pants up high in a display of smug self-satisfaction. Sometimes suspendors or a tight belt produces this effect. A highpocket is generally despised by those who perform actual work, since a highpockets tends to do tedious, unimportant work and thoroughly laud themselves for what they believe to an outsanding contribution. Employee 1: Have you met the new marketing director?
Employee 2: No, is he cool? Employee 3: Hell no, the guy sits in his office all day making tps reports. What a fucking highpocket. |
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| 18. | Self-Romance | ||
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The act of physically pleasuring oneself, privately or in the company of others, without regard to anyone elses pleasure or satisfaction. Because self-love is the most romantic kind. Oftentimes self-romance is a long drawn out masturbation phase accompanied with unecessary stimuli such as candles, or soft music. After strolling through the mall and seeing so many beautiful women, all Bill could think about is going home and indulging in some self-romance.
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| 19. | Aloha Male | ||
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A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe. His is a transcendent state, requiring to hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself. He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness. "Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
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| 20. | Just sayin' | ||
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The punctuation dumb people put at the end of an unsolicited, factless assertion to indicate self satisfaction at having stated something they erroneously believe to be clever, biting, and insightful. "Twelve doctors told me that I'm wrong, but I don't care. Because I'm a MOTHER, and I KNOW my baby is allergic to peanuts, carbon, municipal water, and the color orange. Don't listen to doctors- they don't know more than you. Just sayin'."
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| 21. | KIMYE | ||
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Derived from Kim and Kanye's relationship A facial expression of self-satisfaction as seen on Kim and Kanye.. The expression someone makes when they are overly pleased with themselves.. When you see your ex and they look rough and you look hot... *kimye
Her/Him: You're a really good kisser You: *kimye* |
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