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8. Masochist
One who obtains gratification and/or satisfaction from self mutilation.
Since she gets satisfaction from making herself bleed, she is a masochist.
9. gimlet
The act of trying to catch sperm in one's own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.
Good Morning Sir, I'm afraid I won't make it into the office this morning, I threw my back out whilst attempting Gimlet. Never mind Rupert, I'll see you in the club at lunch time.
10. haraam
To masturbate self!!
he is haraam for sexual satisfaction!
11. man points
This is a long one!
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
12. Masturbating
Masturbating is the act of self sexual satisfaction. Hands are useful yet sex toys can help.

99% of people do it at some time of their life. Most do it all through life.

The remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us.

While the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. If you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever masturbated at all.

Very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same sex experience. While most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it.

Back at the self satisfaction experiences.

Because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. None are willing to admit his own hand was his first love.

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13. autoerotism
Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.
autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.
14. Smugness
a permanent state of delusional self contentment typical of a fucktard
smugness is the BBC's Robert Peston
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