Sexual images, sounds or recordings produced by yourself of yourself.

1. Noun. A type of party involving pornography and eggs.
2. Noun. A growing sub-culture of self-defined "cultural anthropologists and closet pornstars"; people who host or attend PORN & EGGS parties.

Porn is the picture/video form of meth, crack cocaine, and PCP, in that it rots your mind, increases the chances of your relationship falling apart 10 fold, and it tells men that women always want to have sex, and that women are an object to be used for pleasure, which is a lie. Women are people too, what if your sister or daughter were porn actors? You would probably not approve, so why is it ok if it is someone else's sister or daughter? Porn is used by weak "men" who use it to make themselves feel like they are "getting some", and it only takes away from the minuscule amount of manliness thay might have. A real man see's porn as a waste of time, something that supports s filthy industry, and exploits women by turning them into objects for pleasure. Porn is also as fake as fake can be, it only makes men think that the actor is better than their girl, and it can also impact a man's self image too. Men may not admit it, but when porn shows them that you need a damn 14 inch penis to satisfy a woman, it is pretty degrading to alot of men. Porn is the scum of the earth, and if you care about society at all, you won't support this filthy, degrading, emotionally crippling for a relationship or self image, industry that no one benefits from except for the perv's who watch, and the perv's and pedo's who film and support porn. And the men will go to hell for acting in porn, and they will be branded while in hell 4000 times per day all over their body.

Strange phenomenon that occurs when one browses through internet smut, then realises that four hours have passed, and they've been spent looking at porn. Often accompanied by huge sense of self-loathing.

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)

A slightly thick girl with a gorgeous face. Not too fat just enough on her to have fun with. This breed usually has just enough self esteem to sweet talk and take home that night.

1. Literally ANY music that Tipper Gore and her PMRC cronies were willing to attack.

2. Rock music of any kind that is extremely sexually explicit in nature. Some bands (such as Erocktica and Wank Punter - the latter being made up of people actually involved in the porn business) are deliberately into creating porn rock as a thematical style.