|302.||Follow the Drink|
To take a picture of ones self holding a beverage (originally a canned soda, but all drinks are acceptable)
the picture must be posted as a profile photo or to a blog.
On Facebook, it is mandatory to "like" the photo, and the comments following.
It is also customary to comment after the photo with "Word?!"
"following the drink" was conceived august 1st, 2010 by 4 brilliant coworkers.
Person 1: "hey dude, why are you holding a soda in your FB profile pic?"
Person 2: " you shoud do it too, "Follow the Drink!"
Well it's pretty self explanatory...
It is a girl who is always showing some form of cleavage and has more boob than brain. This girl has surpassed all levels of Slut, Skank, Whore, Hoe (you get the picture...) and has reached the highest level of sluttiness. Normally works as a sleasly bartender or beer-tub girl.
Two girls walk into club:
Girl 1: Oh my god, that bartender is such a Skank-A-Hoe!
Girl 2 : I know, like is that even a skirt or is that a loin cloth?
VERB, -nated, -nates:
1. to surprise (a person) with a previously unknown task or request.
2. to derive self-amusement from pranking at another's expense.
3. to admonish (a person) in the event of an incorrect reference to a motion picture related to intergalactic activities.
NOUN, -nator, -nation:
1. one who muxinates.
ex. Did we just get muxenated?
ex. Your common access card is missing? You just got muxinated!.
ex. We've been undergoing periods of reduced muxination recently.
The feeling one gets when, once fully over the emo/scene kid phase, hhe or she realizes they have nothing in their wardrobe but fucking skinny jeans; no jackets that aren't red, black, or The Devil Wears Prada; no CDs that aren't Alesana, Silverstein, and Bring Me the Horizon.
Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Stop bringing that damn photo up. I've already got post-emo remorse, can we leave the past in the past?
Prawn as a noun is an object, like a video or picture, that has to do with sex. As a verb, "prawning" is the act of pleasuring one's self while watching prawn.
Marc, stop prawning and go do your homework!
a textual acronym used to abbreviate "laughing out loud to my self"
(used mostly in reference to seeing a funny text or picture that makes you want to laugh out loud and you are either alone or the people around you don't see it or think its funny)
(usually very embarrassing if you are alone in a public place)
Chris: Bro the pic of Jimmy vomming on Lisa made me loltms in the elevator.
Eric: Nice! How embarrassing though.
Person who does everything to convince you that they are your best friend while stabbing you in the back at the same time.
Nickname given to someone who strategically moved in on your ex through a series of events that took place prior to your breakup and behind your back.
Nickname given to someone who is manipulative, can’t keep a secret, has severe self esteem issues, plays friends against each other, and will do anything to get laid.
An acquaintance that you randomly discover copies your habits through the art of facebook stalking (i.e. purchases, dating habits, and even shows up at events uninvited).
Nickname give to someone who goes after your girl (behind your back) only after you showed them her picture as a result of them appearing to be genially intrigued and happy for your new found love affair.
A nickname given to an acquaintance that doesn’t know the difference between the right and wrong time to tell the inappropriate story about you.
Friend: Hey man, look who just walked in the door.....Little Buddy (LB) decided to showed up! You: Thank god, I so can't wait to be C-blocked all night long.
Your friend walks up to you wearing a new pair of boots that you facebooked about just a day ago and says to you “Great minds think alike!” Little Buddy Style.
While sitting in back seat of the car on the way back from the bar with the local hottie, Little Buddy decides to talk about my ex-girlfriends.