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1. self-owned
when someone gets self-owned means that the reason of ownage aren't the owning guy's abilities/skills/etc. but the owned guy's stupidity/lack of skills or abilities/etc.

basically said, someone gets self-owned because he does something stupid

who owned him isn't extraordinary, but the owned guy himself is worse than others

similar to selfd
table tennis player 1: (trying to hit the incoming ball while actually hitting the table, dropping the bat and screaming)

table tennis player 2: "haha so self-owned"
2. Self'd
Derivitave of Self-Owned. For one to harm oneself unintentionally physically or mentally.
At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.

Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!
3. self-owned
The word is pretty obvious. If you own yourself.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.
Yesterday I forgot my girlfriend's name, and she dumped me.
Reply:
Oh my God, that's so self-owned
4. Self-own
From the slang own: to own self.
As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.
by Vex Dec 20, 2004 add a video
5. Self Service
To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.

Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).

Chris:"You're gay!"

Oli: "So's your face!"

Chris:"So's your mother's face".

Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"

Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"

Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*

In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
6. owned
when you make a fool of self in the presence of another.
Jim: falls off a cliff.
Bob: haha, owned.
by pinkboy Aug 17, 2005 add a video
7. self-ownage
Same as above, added related words
Darwinian awards are full of self-ownage
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