| 1. | Self-Important Program | ||
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Like computer programs that run automatically on your computer, whether you want them to run or not, because their programmers have decided they automatically should. Any person (or program) that takes over from a mind set of self-importance, whether someone has asked them to be the center of attention or not. Ever since Amy came in here, and took over, things haven't been going well.
Yeah, she's really quite the self-important program isn 't she? My computer takes a long time to reboot, it has lots of self-important programs running. |
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| 2. | Prime | ||
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Prime: Verb~ to set up conditions wherein a preknown variable will be introduced such as to make a variable of soon coming truth, or circumstance, or situation (flexile usage) acceptable to an affected person or condition, trial, jury, profession, conspiracy, trap, crime, and/or long term short term goal enhancing, OR PEOPLES.
Primed: Adj; Decribes the verb Prime with a condition already in place, or the past tence use relating to future tense as in "had been primed." Noun: Current status of non active sense. as in "It's prime for some juice posse faves. NOUN: PRIME - THE FINAL AND THE GREATEST AND SOVEREIGN. PRIME = THE PEOPLE. NOUN - ( PRIME - LONG I, AS IN EYE) THE PRIME, OWNING THE GOVERNMENT. CREATING THE GOVERNMENT, UNEQUALED, THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY NEXT TO DIVINITY; Peticular to the American People, and extended to the inhabitants of the American Bounderies as longs as one fits the Difinition of American by the Declaration of Indepence and Constitution of the United States, SOON THE PRIME WILL REMOVE THE PRIMATES FROM POSITION AND WITH THE JUDICICIARY UNTITED AS PEOPLE UNDIVIDED IN SOVEREIGNITY. SOVEREIGN PROPLE, DEVINITY DIFINITIVE, The PRIMARY people are the PRIME people and our PRIME authority is MOCKED; tadpoles of society, emforcing, without accountability , statutes that do not apply to a Prime Nation of Free People created and sustained. Current State Constitutions are Uncontitutional and duped a se'. Common Law is the Law that Prime People are accountable to. In Common Law, THE PRIME CRIMINAL LAW in the LAND is the very LAWS that DIVINITY SHARES whith the PEOPLE,and,! THAT PRIME ENDOWMENT IS ENTRUSTed TO the PRIME and they are responsible to prime the Globe for future generation. THE USA is the PRIME of the people of the World. Public Servants ask to be entrusted with IMMUNITY and GRANTED PROTECTIONS to serve the best interest and the commands of the PRIME. OUR REPUBLIC is RESPONSIBLE TO the world to deliver the endowment of PRIME STATUS to all people. WE LIVE IN A Land that rebels against the PRIME. Officers in Public Offices are subject to the AUTHORITY of THE PRIME OF ALL... more...
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| 3. | setonax | ||
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SETONAX is made out of two words: setonas + naxuj* and means magic creature(or event caused by that creature) that interferes or manifests itself in the most inappropriate place and time. This manifestation causes a lot of distress and FAIL to occur. The setonax is also closely related to JKL**-LISG*** and that combined in the triumvirate completes the cycle of misery for regular people. If setonax becomes attached to particular person, that person becomes mentally ill and dies.
--- *nahuj(nachuj, na chuj, na xuj) -- journey not defined in terms of distance nor direction but implies that one must go and while constantly fucking him(her)self in the ass and joggling go far far away and die. **JKL -- Jebanas Kaimas Lietuva. definition of Lithuania. ***LISG -- Lietuvos Internetas Super Gaidys. describes situation in Lithuanian internet. Means epic stress caused by downloading 1Gb file over Dial-up connection. and disconnect on 98%. without resume or reconnect because the phone line has no tone. These terms occurred between 2000 and 2003 in #BeOS on irc.data.lt. They are in use and widespread. LISG for instance does not only refer to Lithuanian Internet, but to any Internet Connection that is fucked up or otherwise challenged. created by Mops. CD-ROM stops burning -- setonax occurred.
error in program that just cannot be debugged -- setonax is messin' with ya. metro delay occurred -- setonax manifestation. internet is too slow -- LISG the only way to celebrate country's important date is to run marathon -- JKL |
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| 4. | Emporia State University | ||
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A university placed precisely in the middle of Topeka, Wichita, and Kansas City, and arguably placed in the most depressing middle of nowhere concocted by man.
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The town of Emporia is home to Emporia State University, which is very presentable yet totally devoid of any intellectual activity, much like a Norman Rockwell painting. The academic atmosphere at ESU is comparable to a lecture on semantics given by the Little Rascals; the educators' hearts are in the right place, but the ineptitude of the majority of the instructors is only eclipsed by the worthlessness of the degrees they churn out. Every year, Emporia graduates many of our nation's educators, but they have recently removed history as a general education requirement. Sadly, it was not as bad as keeping the program; in all seriousness, there is a gen ed history class in which the sole text is Wikipedia. Though history was only a recent nix from the curriculum, it seems critical thought and standards must have been scrubbed a decade or so ago. Emporia is not the most backwoods thing about Kansas, placing a distant to the world's largest ball of twine in Cawker City. If there were a nuclear holocaust, and Larry the Cable Guy were the only male left to repopulate the human race, the first post-apocalyptic settlement would look exactly like Emporia. It's a town of self-important dullards swimming about in Earth's most boring fishbowl. |
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| 5. | FReeper | ||
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A FReeper is a member of Free Republic, a supposedly open conservative forum devoted to issues dear to the hearts of patriotic Americans. Issues important to FReepers include: 1) Unlimited access to firearms, including but not limited to: hand guns, machine guns, sniper rifles, RPG and other explosive anti personnel weapons, as well as small nuclear devices. These weapons should be available for sale, by constitutional right, everywhere without restriction or registration. It is also the constitutional right of every American to carry any and all of the above weapons in any public place including; churches, maternity wards, the public highways, sporting events and most appropriately, funerals. 2) The FReeper does not believe in Democracy except at the State level. For the FReeper, the Federal government is merely a vehicle for the usurpation of freedom by Communists and Democrats (who FReepers view to be pretty much the same thing) 3) The FReeper is pro life except for illegal aliens (any brown non English speaking person), traffic violators and teenagers who walk across your lawn, all of whom can and should be shot in self defense. 4) The FReeper believes the world is divided into two groups; Freedom loving, God fearing, Americans (themselves) and
Communists, Illegal Alien Panderers, Islamofascists and their enablers (everyone else) 5) FReepers are tax hawks except for federal funding for the military, for whom no amount of money earned, taxed or borrowed is ever too much. Any military adventure or cockamamy weapons program is worthy of patriotic support. FReepers who deviate from the herd on any of these subjects are generally not welcome at FR and will likely face the banhammer, or Zot as it is known on FR. |
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| 6. | Mafia | ||
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The Mafia, also referred to in Italian as La Cosa Nostra (variously translated as This Thing Of Ours or Our Thing), is the name for a secret, criminal organisation which evolved in mid 19th century Sicily, and led to an offshoot on the East-Coast of the United States emerging during the late 19th century with the waves of Italian immigration to that country. As opposed to the insular Sicilian Mafia, during the 20th century the American Mafia became more accomodating of Neapolitan criminals, and other Southern Italians among the sworn-in membership of 'made-men', and forged closer associations with gangsters of other nationalities, thus becoming distinct from the original organisation in Sicily.
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The term "Mafia" describes a specific secret society in Sicily and their descendants in the USA, yet the word itself has no pin-pointed historical birthplace. In the original Palermo dialect the word 'mafioso' once meant 'beautiful', 'bold' or 'self-confident'. Anyone who was worthy of being described as a mafioso therefore had a certain something, an intangible attribute called 'mafia'. 'Cool' is about the closest modern English equivalent; a mafioso was someone who fancied himself. In fact it was the early Italian government which attached specific criminal connotations to the word and turned it into a subject of national debate. It was following the Prefect of Palermo, Filippo Gualterio's report to Rome in 1865, citing that "the so-called Mafia or criminal associations" had be... |
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| 7. | 2nd Amendment | ||
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The 2nd amendment is in the bill of rights (NO SHYT). It states: a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
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It consists of three parts, and one reason: A well regulated militia, The right of the people to keep and bear arms, Shall not be infringed, - Being necessary to the security of a free state. A well regulated militia - It's important to understand the complete difference between a militia, and a military. In term a militia is an army, but composed of ordinary citizens rather than professional soldiers. It must be further understood that it was angered, and oppressed ordinary people who’s ages ranged from 16 up until old as hell whom took possibly the greatest toll against the government at the time of the revolutionary war. The right of the people to keep and bear arms - In accordance with fact, reason, or truth; correct, derived or coming from; originating at or from, humans considered as a group or in indefinite numbers, in a direction toward so as to reach: to retain possession of, together with or along with, any of various usually omnivorous mammals of the family Ursidae that have a shaggy coat and a short tail and walk with the entire lower surface of the foot touching the ground (joke, replace this part with the word hold (the bear joke)) a weapon. Shall not be infringed - May not be changed. Being necessary to the security ... |
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