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when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else
Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.
by teh leet wAnkzor February 24, 2008

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