aka- masturbation,self pleasure
Been so stressed out lately, I've been 'self dating' to keep my sanity.
A period between a pubescent child's initial sexual hormonal imbalance and the subsequent first masturbation, during which s/he tries to deal with the fact that s/he is about to use his/her hand like a $10 call girl
I spent 4 years self-dating before I was ready to try for the first time
Dude I spent 22 hours!
When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."
Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.
Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"
"Why did you date mongoose?"
"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."
Common in gay relationships, when the two guys dating look nearly identical.
Oh god look at those self-daters, it's so narcissistic.
The act of going on first dates with multiple people in a short period of time to raise one's self esteem.
Person 1: Have you heard from Ashley lately? She hasn't been hangin out with us much since her breakup with Bill.
Person 2:She's been on a dating binge, 6 dates in the past 2 weeks!
|6.||the difference between going on dates and dating|
1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)
2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...
jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...