| 15. | Coke Jaw | ||
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Common symptom of a cocaine-abuser aka coke-head. Inability to stop moving their jaw and not STFU. Grinding their teeth or moving their jaw in a strange manner when talking or standing also applies. If someone is a coke-head you can tell by their constant sniffing, obnoxiousness , slutiness , paranoia , drama-starting , and coke jaw.
Harvey : Dude, what happened to Vanessa? She used to be so sweet and wholesome before she went to college...I heard she got gangbanged last week by the entire rugby team... Tony : yea bro....she started hanging out with these sketchballs and lost all her self-respect... She used to be so beautiful then.....she's just a coke jaw noww.....hooo hooo hooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo |
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| 16. | Shapeshifter | ||
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A weak-minded individual who bends their personality in order to befriend certain people. This person usually has very low self esteem and feels very insecure about his or her lack of accomplishments in the world or about just being his or her self. Why the fuck is Joey such a shapeshifter? He is an asshole to me, he acts like an idiot around Michael, pretends to be serious around Amanda, and an emo around Brandon. How many different personalities can this poser really have?
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| 17. | Lynn | ||
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1. bitch
2. child abuser 3. self-centered 4. overweight 40-something who dresses like my great-grandma but thinks she's "kewl" 5. all of the above (the only true definition) Katie- "Who's your mom?"
Alice- "Lynn." Katie- "I'm sorry." Alice- "Yeah, my house is like hell." |
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| 18. | Greyhound Trainer | ||
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A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light. "That greyhound trainer says he takes such good care of his dogs, but he kills them once he's gotten all the money he can out of them."
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| 19. | phone sex pimp | ||
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A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable. Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!
Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high! (As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.) |
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| 20. | The KOPS | ||
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The King Of Punk Sociopath.
Loveless, Guiltless, Irresponsible, Unreliable, lacks empathy, promiscuous, charming, self-centered ego-maniac, incapable of forming lasting bonds, user, abuser, spiritual rapist who lacks a conscience. On the surface often appears to be the most well-behaved, tender trustworthy person, but underneath is full of nothing but repressed anger which is split off and lies at the core of the soul. Not understanding love, will subsequently rage and diminish and devalue its closest companions. Here comes the KOPS. Run!!!
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| 21. | Asshateus Maximus | ||
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In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.
In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you. PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
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