Main Entry: u r a wanker
Pronunciation: wanking
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English wanker, present participle of you are a wanker; to be a wanker, from over + wanking and wank
1 : Wanking bird wanker
2 : One who wanks for shock value, like a parrat.

The sensation of sexual climax resulting from autoerotic stimulation of the genitals (i.e. masturbation) with a numb hand. The feeling is as if one were to have sex with a ghost rather than themselves; a very popular euphemism for ghost is Swayze, ergo: Swayzegasm

In Cockney rhyming slang, a wanker (from merchant banker])

A new term used on the urban streets of Canada, United States and Mexico. It describes a person to be "fake", especially around police authorities.

A) A person of both genders who cries to get their way but acts like a gangster and demonstrates self-delusion. Often from youth males who claim they are part African American and adopt the modern culture such as Rap, Hip-Hop and various "From the streets" attitudes when it is clear they have never lived life on the streets.

B) A self-proclaimed "Rapper" who raps tough, acts tough and talks tough. When it comes time to be interviewed by the police while being involved in minor disputes he will force himself to cry and make it seem like he is the victim. Therefore, He assumes that he has clean criminal record.

Any generally stupid individual who solicits and receives good advice but still does some fucked up shit then has the audacity to come to you and whine about what happened.

scottish fishing slang fora worthless being who has no self respect or control over their habbits. bit of a slag and will not stop partying smoking drinking or taking drugs even when pregnant. would sacrifice an unborn baby just to continue on the path to destruction. no sense of loss and no respect for anything. the worst example of parenting and a selfish deviant. not pleasant at all. a bit of a tramp and abuser. will stab you in the back for a dollar.

a young male who is intent on dipping his wick i.e. performing sexual intercourse. Naturally, his ineptitude and inability to form even the most trivial and superficial relationships leads him to inevitable failure, thereby causing him to enter a life of debauched affairs with Widow Thumb and her four daughters.