A Utah based MLM (aka pyramid scheme) formerly known as Maskara that pushes overpriced makeup products to young conservative housewives in rural areas by falsely leading them to believe that they’re running their own independent businesses. Most newly recruited “makeup artists” (downlines) rarely turn out a profit worth the fees+time spent and the effort of their labors. The MLM has a very cult-like orange & white aesthetic to it with toxic positivity being pushed to the max to sell product. Uplines often spend thousands of their husband’s income attempting to present an image of fake wealth and success to their potential recruits on their walking billboard of an Instagram/Facebook account.
Cody from KY: Yeah, so the wife says she’s startin er own beauty business thru this here company called Seint. I’m hopin this’ll make us enough extra money to finally be able to afford to build us a proper chicken coop to keep all them coons out. Money’s real tight right now what with the saw mill being down and the church needing 10% of our pre tax income.
Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.
Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.
Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
by Jesse’sCousin January 3, 2022
Honour is "Not a baddie but a SEINT"!
by SEINTHONOUR July 28, 2023