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When you’re shooketh to a state that you can’t even move anymore.
“Bruh, I just saw this guy and I’m seizing over how hot he was”
Seizing by Okie2019 August 25, 2018
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seining out 

Could mean either just giving up, slowly getting out or getting away with something, relaxing drinking milk and water and watching a lot of Seinfeld, or seeing way too many actual signs.
I'm seining out! I'm seeing way to many signs!

sieging the castle 

verb: a sexual act done by tucking your erect penis behind your legs (see mangina.) You then get a female to inspect this area and then release your surprise cock, creating a battering ram like motion into the girl's chin and/or eye.
She thought I was just doing a mangina, but she didn't know it was a trap and I was sieging the castle.
sieging the castle by Acalex January 25, 2009
A last minute change of plans or possibly risky judgement call between a group of best friends pertaining to their plans for the evening. Based on the saying 'carpe diem', or 'Seizing the Day'. Usual partners in crime include rum, tequila or both and a walk of shame from a significant others house the following morning.
"Instead of sitting inside on a Wednesday evening and doing nothing, lets go to the bar down the street, get rip roaring drunk amongst friends and strangers, and then let hot guys buy us drinks and take us home."

"Now that's seizing it like no tomorrow! Be ready in 10!"
Seizing by Lockerazzi Monster December 30, 2009
The word does not have an exact definition, but it can be used in the place of any word. It's often used in a positive way. Pretty much the god of words.
You look really sexging today.
That girl is so sexgingable.
Sexging by sexging May 25, 2010

Steiginga 

The Steigenga begins with the moodset of a very erotic night. You come home from dinner from a resteraunt based on your boyfriend's income. You get into the mood by playing "Backstreet's Back" over and over again, then you proceed by cock punching the significant other in the facial region. Depending on how powerful the thrust is, you must immediately pounce on said other and start howling like a monkey. As you pound that ass, within five minutes of The Steiginga, you must grab said other's nipples and twist until purple, while screaming "OHHH YEA, DADDY'S GOT A NEW COMBOVER!!!" After approximately 30 minutes to an hour of ferocious sex, you must pull out, remove the condom, ask "Do you want some icing with that pound cake?" and proceed to bust your nut on and around said other's facial region and finish off with a picture of their reaction.
OH MY GOD, STEVE! I took Tori to Wendy's last night and I gave her the greatest Steiginga in the trunk of my pickup!
Steiginga by Izzyo January 20, 2009