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Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
50% sea
50% weed
Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?

Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.
Seaweed by Synabam2.0.o July 28, 2009

I can't seewee 

When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.
Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.
I can't seewee by bumarse November 4, 2009

underwater seaweed 

Pubes growing inside the vagina
Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!
underwater seaweed by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

Seaweed Stalker 

One who stalks seaweed...
While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.
Seaweed Stalker by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books
hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain
seaweed brain by andrew17 November 25, 2010