A term used to define someone who appears to be making a mediocre attempt to emulate the emo fashion, but is actually Hispanic with naturally black hair, or is feebly adorned with fragments of clothing and accessories extracted from 90s antisocial subcultures (see homeless
). Gracefully rides the tidal waves betwixt emo fashion and Ollie's 5-for-$1 pseudojean pants.
"I thought that chick in Chemistry was hella emo, but then the teacher asked ESPERANZA if she could browse through her ESL folder."
"No, that guy's not going to want a ticket to Warped Tour; his grandmother bought him that shirt from Kohl's."