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A seegolam is someone who is in a general state of confusion over their whereabouts at all times and also seems to always come up with out of the ordinary comments which make no sense to anybody but themselves.
Lenny walks into a shopping mall and remarks "This doesn't look like the tube station," Carl replies "No it's a shopping mall you silly seegolam"

James says "I really don't know what colour that wall is but I really feel like having some jam on toast," his friend Mark replies "Don't be a seegolam all your life, talk sense."
by Harris Saleem May 16, 2008

Words related to seegolam

bewildered confused lost otherworldly strange