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Ryan Seacrest 

The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

Pulling a Seacrest 

Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.
Ryan Seacrest is so in love with himself he masturbates in front of a mirror naked pulling his mini-Seacrest. Now that's pulling a Seacrest!

ryan seacrest 

Quite possibly the world's largest tool.
ryan seacrest by James_ November 24, 2007
A straight guy that enjoys the act of giving blowjobs, but is otherwise totally straight.
"Dude, i heard that Alex is totally a seacrest."
seacrest by Spazzer April 28, 2005

ryan seacrest 

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
ryan seacrest by Dumby August 4, 2007

Ryan Seacrest 

The most annoying and least likeable man on television.
Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me
Ryan Seacrest by ceebs May 3, 2006