N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.

John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"

seduceous gland by Dr. Supersexyawesomecoolman July 1, 2008

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Seducement

The art of seducing someone

Buying lingerie for your wife is part of the seducement

Seducement by Juicer51609 February 19, 2010

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Seduce and Destroy

A seminar on how to pick up chicks and get into their pants, led by the spunky Frank T.J. Mackey. The main motto:
"Respect the cock. Tame the cunt!"
Shown in the movie Magnolia.

Hey man, you go to Seduce and Destroy the other night?
Hell yeah I got some major ass afterwards too!
Right on!

Seduce and Destroy by DirkDiggler03 April 12, 2011

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seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

seduce the pooch by illogiks January 5, 2008

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