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Also means in regional slang "You Faggot Ass" for short. Most commonly used by insecure people muttering under their breath to strangers they secretly find attractive. When someone is within an earshot you mutter "ufa" under your breath to let them know you think they're gay,when secretly you're projecting your own homo-erotic desires.
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| 9. | keanu reeves | ||
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Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive. Matrix-(black cat walks by)
Keanu Reeves-"Whoa, deja vu!" |
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| 10. | closet exhibitionist | ||
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closet freak. someone who seems nice but is really secretly naughty or a sex freak Shay is a closet exhibitionist. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
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| 11. | Emergency GUM | ||
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Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan. "Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."
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| 12. | "the man behind the curtain" | ||
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Noun.
A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions. Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.
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| 13. | pitty pinch | ||
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When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better. Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.
Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now" Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself |
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| 14. | sachs | ||
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a sachs farts when he is nervous, and while outwardly ashamed by the odor, he secretly loves it, wishing to bottle his aroma for perpetual sniffing. The sachs also has dual personalities. When around others, a sachs can be polite, gentle and subdued, however when in private, he will exclaim dirty profanities and do gymnastics while naked. Steven was having dinner with several people and decided to be a sachs and farted, ashamed to admit it, but secretly enjoying it.
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