thousand palms is an unincorporated city in imperial county nestled against the indio hills and right off the 10 freeway. This town is pretty much the ghetto of coachella valley and consists mostly of tweekers and lower class individuals that are involved in different levels of criminal activities. Besides being close to the Agua Caliente CAsino there is nothing else to do in this sweaty shit hole except for getting drunk with your bro's and taking the trucks up to sun city and rompin the shit out of it untill you either run out of gas or run out of brewskies. If you are in town and want some pookie just go down to shelter drive and hit up greg or someone else sitting on their couch along the street in front of their house. Thousand palms can be explored completely in about the time it takes the average person to drink a 40 oz and in that time you will have seen the slum first hand and will either like it or head for the highway never to return again.
TP guy : Hey bro how long till your down in thousand palms mofo ?
Cat City homeboy : What the fuck are we gonna do if I cruz down there brah ?
TP guy : Dude dont even sweat it we can buy a 30 pack of natural ice a pack of pall malls and take the dodge up to sun city or maybe even take the power line roads up to edom hill and shoot the hi point nigga . . .
CAT city guy : nah dude that place is a shit hole and id rather cruz down to the strip and check out all the hot shot gay guys and secretly masturbate to them while sitting at one of the trendy bars . ..
The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.more...
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.
Signs that your trolling is succesful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Being an Internet Tough Guy.
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.
Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.
*Your efforts being ignored...
a trashed, rundown house that consists of about twenty shirtless, college "meatheads". most have at least one std and are secretly gay for one another. their daily routine starts with waking up with their one night stand and stumbling into the kitchen to mix up their protein shake that was premade from their mom the day before. this is followed by hitting up the gym for only just enough time to boost their self-esteem and get home to wax the beater. after washing and shaving each others asses they start the night by using their penis pumps and bumping to frat music before hitting up the hoodrats.
bro #1 "what are we doing tonight?"
bro #2: "hanging out at the brodome"
bro #1: "what are we doing tomorrow?"
bro #2: "hanging out at the brodome"
bro #1 (usually ginger): "am i a stud?"
bro #1: "grab my fanny pack and speedo and lets hit the beach"
bro #2: "ok turd"
bro #1: "dont forget the bieber cd"
the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.more...
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Gay people that are in the closet are a prime example of what swag represents.
|48.||Colossus2012 aka EnglishPride299|
Colossus2012 aka EnglishPride299 - A fake ass whiny little bitch from ChatHour that makes fake profiles posing as a girl such as his fake ass bitch AussiePride299 that he uses to compliment himself with because he's such a fucktarded pathetic desperate cuntrag with no friends that feels the need to try to impress others with his bullshit and loserish wannabe-troll attempts to fight in chatrooms.more...
He bitches about his overweight post-op tranny ex-husband constantly with his annoying ass that probably left him because of that shit.
He thinks he's hard yet he doesn't fool anyone besides himself because he thinks he's the man yet he's nothing but a little bitch with no life that spends all his time in chats trying to get the attention of other males he likes and tries to flirt with secretly because he takes cock up his fucking ass. His existence is nothing BUT chatrooms and delusions of having a life.
Colossus2012 aka EnglishPride299 aka AussiePride299 and many other fake accounts, you are a faggot ass little whiny bitch and just got exposed to the entire world so go eat a dick you desperate fuckwit, we all know you'd enjoy that since that's all you ever talk about in chats you loser.
In case you're wondering who I am, you already know you whiny ass bitch. Come at me bro, just keep your dick in your pants and your hands where I can see them you homo ass faggot.
- owned and exposed, u mad bro? I bet you are now :) -
|49.||staples high school|
you know u go to staples when....more...
1. you have walked 10ft without seeing a tv and felt the overwelming rush of relief when u saw the piler with a tv on either side
2. you are not surprised when yest ANOTHER nail salon opens...in the place of where an old one used to be
3. you have had a time where u felt that the most social place to be is the diner
4. the police reports section of the westport news only has stories on people letting their dogs off leashes at the beach when they're -gasp!_not supposed to
5. you have paid $1.75 for a vitamin water b/c face it...ur adictied
6. you think norwalk is like harlem/south side of chicago
7. while someone was describing someone as the tall emo kid u have sarcasticlly said...well that narrows it down. to half of staples
8. if you're a "player" you're most likely NOT on an athletic team, and you definitely don't get around
9. u have overheard people asking for dimes from people and the only response they recived is that poeple had dime bags
10. you'll pay 3.50 for your lunch but refuse to pay $1 for the Penguin Plunge/various other good causes
11. you have had at least one teacher know everything about yout social life
12. every one of your teachers is clinically insane..it's usually your foreign language teacher
13. (regarding only to poeple with older siblings) you have had every sophmore and older come up to you yelling ur last name
14. the most exersize you get is walking the stairs in the new building
15. you hav...