| 1. | the secret of a soul | ||
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the secret of a soul is a blogging site for tumblr users ... nobody knows what this person looks like, all we know is that its a she, and she sometimes goes by the name of "Fran" but spelt "Fraan" her blog is filled with inspiring messages posted withen text and photo, she is very loved by all her followers and is known to be kind and caring and very beautiful to those who have seen her face. the secret of a soul posted a meaningfull messaage
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| 2. | British secret message | ||
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During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick. Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.
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| 3. | Bratz | ||
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Dolls that teach are young girls to be sluts. They where also sent out to by asia to send secret messages to kids telling them to bomb Pearl Harbor like that Chinpokemon episode of South park. Buster: Did you ever notice how long Bratz commericals are,thats when they send out the messages.
Arthur:Are you on crack. |
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| 4. | SEXT | ||
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To text someone dirty messages OMG we got her phone and saw all the SEXTS her boyfriend sent her.
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| 5. | jonas brothers | ||
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1) Another word to describe cocksucking incestrous gay men.
2) A group of sodomizers. 3) Penis suckers. 4) Another word to describe men who insert objects twice the size of pineapples into their anus for pleasure and don't remove them for two weeks in order to stretch their butthole to its largest. 5) The lack of douche. 6) Tight pants wearing cross-dressers. 7) An anal yeast infection. Highly contagious. 8) Racist bastards who believe in nothing but the killing and deletion of African American and Jewish people. They use their music to hide secret messages from the public. 9) Descendants of KKK grandmasters. 10) A group of Jew-cunt faggot bitches that likes chode down their throats. 1) Nick Jonas: I feel like choking on cock today.
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Joe Jonas: Me too. Let's go find a cock to choke on. Other Jonas bitch: Let's Jonas Brothers! All: Yeah! 2) Hick: You're one of dem Jonas Brothers! We don't accept your kind around this here town! Jonas Brothers: Let's sodomize you, hillbilly! You're gonna take it! 3) Jonas Brothers: (sucking cock) Yummmmmm. Man: You guys are a bunch of Jonas Brothers. 4) Woman: Doesn't that hurt your anus from all that Jonas Brothering? Nick Jonas: Nope, it feels quite good to Jonas Brother. Joe Jonas: I need something seven times the size of a pineapple now! My anus is stretched so far if I fell on someone's head I'd literally swallow them into my body. 5) Man: Your vagina's starting to smell like the Jonas Brothers! Woman: I have a lack of douche, sorry. 6) Nick Jonas: (in dressing room) Are my pants too tight? Other Jonas Brother: We're the Jonas Brothers. Of course not! Joe Jonas: I think I lost my vagina in these pants. 7) Man: I have a burning sensation in my pants, doctor. Doctor: I'm sorry to report that you have a serious case of the Jonas Brothers. Man: How long do I have to live? Doctor: I'm afraid not long. I'd say around three hours. It's that bad. 8) Man: Shit! Black Man: Shit, it's the Jonas Brothers! RUN! Jonas Brothers: We're gonna get you, nigga! 9) Jonas Brothers: (on stage dressed as KKK Klansmen) I'm sure glad to be a Jonas Brother! My grandparents would be so proud of us! 10) ... |
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| 6. | alphabet thoup | ||
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A type of thoup. it is a very thick alphabet soup, it is commonly used to tell people secret messages which can not be said aloud. to do this, you arrange the letters into the message you want to explain on the surface of the soup, along with letters mixed in, so its not as obvious. "yo homes, i made a big ol' bowl uh alphabet thoup to tell our home-gurl jenny 'bout da big secret. she's in, bro!"
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| 7. | Tampon Telegraph | ||
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a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication. more...
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