Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
Fucking your CEO so hard that she starts to slurrr
Damn Lee, that's your 3rd promotion this year...what's your secret?
Just give Carol a burkslur every month and you'll get there
Yeah, i had her screaming, "schlpank me, schlap me, schlam me" all night long
secret homie call to find out were the homies are if needed.
(pull up to a house to get a homie) someone calls perkat!(perkaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!) (homie comes outside) homie responds (perkaaaaaaaaaaaat!) (dip out)
The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.
It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.
The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.
Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod
Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.
Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.
The act of getting a blumpkin from an extremely under-aged person while sitting on a five gallon bucket in the back of a high school band trailer while a midget amputee face fucks you with his stump.
Guy: Hey I have some candy in this trailer!
guy: gives secret hand signal to amputee midget and follows kid into trailer, proceeds to run The Copeland on the unsuspecting kid.
(v) Rolling backwards combined with an utter lack of reality. Like when a jackass politician says something stupid like talking about legitimate rape and thinks he's gonna score big with the population but is actually getting pwned. Named after the Republican villain and secret democrat liberal agent, moneybags Willard Mitt Romney, who could barely win the GOP primaries.
Comes from that Greek dude who had to keep pushing a boulder up a mountain for eternity as punishment for being a douche.
(Also what noobs who don't know how to use chopsticks at Chinese restaurants do trying to pick up those last few grains of rice but instead they are just rolling around the plate).
Idiot1: Dude, have you heard, the Mittster is gonna take California.
Idiot2: Yeah, he sure have some Romentum
There goes Lilo back in court.
Hot mess got Romentum.
Barney: I just talked to Betty the cheerleading captain yesterday. She loved my bug collection. I'm gonna ask her to prom
Steve: Yeah. You got some serious romentum.