| 78. | Sucks to BU | ||
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A pun on sucks to be you; describes the unfortunate fate of those who attend Boston University. Boston University student: "I attend a second-rate school with a hockey team that got blown out 5-0 by BC in the NCAA tournament."
Random bystander: "Sucks to BU." |
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| 79. | oily | ||
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A person, usually a man, who is perceived as being parasitic or of low moral principle and whose skin is also oily or who sweats a lot. Used also to refer to people of Greek, Italian, Middle Eastern and sometimes Jewish extraction. The target's occupation usually is one percieved as having a high rate of dishonesty or graft, and as such is often applied to politicians, lawyers, car salesmen, Hollywood agents, and pawn brokers. "She's hired that oily lawyer again for her second divorce."
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| 80. | Discount Slice | ||
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A woman a man will typically only go for when hard on his luck or extremely intoxicated. Man, last night I was so desperate I went for the discount slice.
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| 81. | Pittsburgh | ||
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A crappy old city located between some dirty rivers (which often have cars or bodies in them). Pissburgh basically is full of rednecks (ever hear the saying "Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one side, Alabama on the other"). Pissburgh is full of racists too. Everyone in the city claims to have such huge pride in their city but they don't. That is why Iron City went out of business (because everyone is cheap and just drinks Miller Lite, which is a hypocricy in itself because everyone is racist and Miller Lite donates to the Negro College Fund). That is also why the Penguins might leave town (Pissburghers don't like hockey too much becaues it is too complicated of a sport to get drunk and watch, and also cause the Penguins never play defense). Pissburgh claims to be a big drinking town but in reality no one here can handle their liquor, which is why Pissburgh is one of the leading DUI cities in the country. Pissburgh has no good job opportunities. Pissburgh claims to have their own language (yinz, n'at) but in reality NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT except when they do it on purpose. Pissburghers want to have their own identity SO MUCH but whether they like it or not Pissburgh is a below average run of the mill city. For example, people think when you get a sandwich with french fries on it that is called ordering it "Pittsburgh style" but in reality NOBODY who doesn't live in Pittsburgh has ever heard of that. Pissburgh was rated one of the worst cities for singles, and it certainly is.... more...
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| 82. | notre dame | ||
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A second-rate Catholic University in the middle of nowhere known for it's football team, not its academics. It is a school that is typically reserved for young Catholics who wanted to go to school in Boston, DC, or Philadelphia, but could not gain admission to Boston College, Georgetown, or Villanova. Son: I would like to go to BC or Georgetown, but I don't have the academic credentials to get in.
Mother: You could always try that Notre Dame place. Son: Nah, I think I will just go to the local community college. |
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| 83. | MooAuwee | ||
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Battle Cry of the in-bred redneck who suffers from Alabama Football Envy. Men and women who spend more time obsessing over a winning football tradition, than supporting their own cow college, (aka Auburn University), sometimes use this outburst as a mating call. This call is often used by others to identify the Barner, or never-will-be, when attacked by insults. Hatred from the Barner is believed to be attributed to the number of National Championships in Football won when compared to rivals throughout the State of Alabama. MooAuwee! We won 4 in a row agin dem Bammers.
MooAuwee! We won one in 1957 MooAuwee! We Da People's Champs School down the Road Cow College Rectal Bleeding Retractable Penis Rolling Toomer's Corner |
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| 84. | FIFA | ||
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A second rate football game made by EA games. No substitute for the real thing Pro Evolution Soccer. Generally regarded as being for pussies, charlatans and the heterosexually deficient. Man that guy looks like a total tit. Bet he plays FIFA.
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