second-handed suicide 

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

second-handed suicide by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

second-handed 

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.

“I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”

second-handed by supahectic September 4, 2025

secondhander 

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.

Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas.

secondhander by wclay1 July 1, 2011

secondhander 

The transition made from one's dominant hand to his non-dominant hand when masturbating.

After about 4 hours, my right hand was cramping pretty bad, so I had to pull a secondhander. Worked like a charm.

secondhander by i am master b8s August 21, 2011

Secondhander 

Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off

The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it

Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up

Secondhander by Marvin zoey January 8, 2019