Second.Coming (pronounced 'second dot~coming'), is what the 'net set' has been long awaiting for since the 'Bit Bang': the first e-conomic boom that took place in Silicon Valley in the mid-90s, pioneered by the 'Home Brew' digiteers and the average Wob (Web Mob).
Second.Coming is also called: 'Newtopia'/ 'Etopia'/ 'nextasy'.
The second coming of Ronald Reagan.
If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!
The English derivative of the Greek word RAPTURO, which means “to be removed quickly.” The rapture is an event in the Bible in I Thessalonians Chapter 4, that will occur in the last days, in which Jesus Christ will literally descend out of the clouds and call all believing Christians—living and dead—to come up to heaven to dwell with him as a reward for their faith. The dead Christians will be raised to life in resurrection as the living Christians join them in the air. The unbelievers left behind will go through seven years of severe trial and tribulation under the antichrist, a world leader that will have control of the entire earth before Christ returns for his second coming. According to many Biblical theologians and scholars the rapture is the next major prophetical event to occur, but Jesus said no one knows the day nor the hour, but his Father (Elohim, Jehovah) only.more...
I Thessalonians 4: 15-17:
According to the Lord’s own word, we tell you that we who are still alive who are left until the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep in him. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a loud command with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we which are alive and remain will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so shall we ever be with the Lord.
The word RAPTURE is not found in the Bible, but is simply an Engl...
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Someone who,according to the bible, is in opposition to Christ, will spread hatred, will spread evil, and, will rule part the world....which means that someone that you say, "Your rulez!" can also apply to this definition as long as he spread hatred, and evil. It is said that these antichrists will rule the world until the second coming of Christ....
Possible antichrists, according to critics and opinions: Marilyn Manson,Hitler, etc etc...but you can find them anywhere...let's say North Korea...
Every single prophecy said in the old testament had come true...now what about the new testament...about 80% has come true...which are the flourish of atheism, antichrists, evil actions, famine, poverty, natural disasters (ozone layer, global warming...), etc etc etc. Now we shall wait for the climax...the second coming of Christ and the end of the world...apparently, it's coming soon, so buckle up!
One of the best bands I've ever been privy to listen to. The three CD's they have are completely different and show how the band evolves constantly.
Could be compared to the second-coming of Darth Vader or intergalactic space pandas in terms of coolness.
The best part is that they haven't sold out because a lot of people don't know about them, making them the most perfect band ever without being to alternative to make you want to castrate yourself(IE Nirvana and that retarded band with the song "I write songs not tragedies", whatever that fucking dump ass-band is called....)
Yiffy guy: Did you hear Thrice's newest Cd, Vheiisu, it is so markedly different from their CD, but just as good. I think listening to it is better than having sex with your sister.
Nick: Wow fuck you.
Yiffy Guy: No, fuck your sister.
The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.
Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.
As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!
Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.
Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...
Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.
I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.