Second Amendment 

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

Second Amendment by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Second Amendment 

The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.

“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”

Second Amendment by PyroSabr July 3, 2022

Second Amendment 

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

Second Amendment by draconlord November 26, 2010

Second Amendment 

To shoot and kill someone.

Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?

Second Amendment by Dalekmaster June 4, 2014

Second amendment 

The start and end of the Republican constitution.

Far too many people: IT SEZ RAGHT THER IN BLACK N' WHITE, RITE TO BEAR GUNS!

Second amendment by Funker_joe January 17, 2005

Second Amendment Sunday 

A social gathering where friends, family and co-workers get together to discharge firearms. This can be in a variety of forms including professional target practice, discharging firearms at a range or in the woods, or simply shooting cans in your backyard.

This particular event happens on Sundays. In the South, Second Amendment Sunday usually follows Church Service.

Second Amendment events, supporting the Constitution's second amendment "the right to bear arms", can be celebrated on other days of the week and will be called Second Amendment Monday, Second Amendment Tuesday...etc.

After Church, Bubba and I are gonna go down to the creek and shoot some Bud cans with our 12 gauge, wanna come?

Shoot, don't I love Second Amendment Sundays

Second Amendment Sunday by The Real America March 8, 2011

second amendment rights 

Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.

The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.

second amendment rights by Cody5050 December 28, 2020