Bi Sacksual 

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.

Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual

Bi Sacksual by axe2grind March 14, 2009

bi-sacksual

Able to use either paper or plastic bags.

MArk told the cashier that they could bag his grocerys in paper or plastic becasue he was bi-sacksual.

bi-sacksual by Anonymous October 23, 2003

socksual intercourse 

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

socksual intercourse by jimboween May 23, 2008

seksual 

1. Something that is insanely sexy.


2. Something sexual, or just a spell error or a fun way of saying sexual.

1."OMG! Your photo is like so seksual..." Girl says to the fit guy on myspace, meaning his photo is sexy.

seksual by Naii Naii August 21, 2008

Homer Seckshwul 

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

Homer Seckshwul by Jon December 22, 2004

seshually frustrated 

When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.

Rob: What's wrong Sofia?
Sofia: I need a vodka shot, i'm so seshually frustrated.

seshually frustrated by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016

secksual 

1) A poor way to spell "Sexual"

2) An unhealthy obsession with Oprah Winfrey

1) "I HAD SECKSUAL INTERCOURSE PLX"

2) "I have a secksual, man."

secksual by SpongebobButtSecks August 4, 2008