Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Smeckledorfed 

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

Smeckledorfed by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

smeckledorf 

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

smeckledorf by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed 

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.

We Have Been Smeckledorfed

Smeckledorfed by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

Smeckledorfed 

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.

The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.

Smeckledorfed by usparrow1 February 3, 2019

Hammered and Sickled 

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.

Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!

Hammered and Sickled by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011

Speckled Red 

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

Speckled Red by bnj61 March 26, 2009