underage drinking capital of the world.
everyone's fake. i'm fake. the girl sitting next to me is fake. your boyfriend is fake. your mom is probably fake too.
we're surrounded by jersey city & union city, but we're too white for them. & we might get shot.
overpopulated by people.
cops come when you sneeze.
wanna-be-guidos reside here.
the whole town is like US WEEKLY.
everybody knows everybody.
perhaps secaucus's most interesting place to go is buchmiller park where you can usually find six or seven 21 year-old unemployed losers in bands hanging around getting drunk with their 17 year-old slutty girl friends.
the cops don't do much either. they pretty much just drive back and fourth between the towns three dunkin doughnuts's.
Jersey City Kid 2: No.
LT jammed? Get a train, it's 9 minutes to Penn.
The station is too out of town? Get a bus, it's 24/7 to NY.
And you can park along the street and leave the car keys in.
Find another place like this.
Naa, it's Tuesday, let's go with my car.
SOmeone out of town- NO. I have heard of it and heard it was a shithole. I'd rather die than go there. Its full of fat italians & annoying people.
Secaucus Kid 1- Its not that bad! Believe me.
Secaucus Kid 3- NO! Dont believe him! Its terrible. Im dying because i live here.
Someone out of town- yeah im good. Ill stay right where I am.