2: A crazed porno-fanatic who watches Brazilan fart porn and angrily beats off until the the recently ingested arnge crush begins to wear off.
3: Also known as "Lemon-face Killah." A true rap phenomena whose signature face resembles a man who has just sucked down half a dozen lemons!
4: A cholo who enjoys caligraphy, african romance novels and writing haikus.
5: a jewish goat herder in the Andes with a noticeable gimp who suffers from an excessive number of chronic phobias: Geniophobia, Barophobia, Phronemophobia, Deipnophobia and Anablephobia.