To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.
by Bloodfury November 19, 2009
by PillowFace101 December 19, 2015
Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.
A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*
by the afrocolypse November 10, 2010
(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.
(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.
(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.
by @@@victum#4004 November 23, 2013
When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.
by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016
by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009
In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.
Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”
“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”
“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”
by reallygoodatthis January 19, 2007