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seat of the pants improv
seat of the pants isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. fly by the seat of your pants
1. to pilot a plane by feel and instinct rather than by instruments

2. to proceed or work by feel or instinct without formal guidelines or experience
It's during a time like that that you must fly by the seat of your pants.
2. seat-of-the-pants
Based on or using intuition and experience rather than a plan or method, improvised;Performed without using instruments
He had become used to seat-of-the-pants solutions in response to unexpected problems
3. fly by the seat of your pants
Act according to one's own desires or beliefs without regard for standards for social behavior, logical sensibility, or the approval of others.

Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible
"I apologize for my friend's uncouth behavior, he tends to fly by the seat of his pants"

"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"

4. sotp
Acronym: "Seat Of The Pants"

Used to describe automotive performance upgrades while posting messages on automotive forums. It reflects how performance upgrades actually "feel" to the driver.
I just added a turbo to my car and the sotp is phenominal!

I changed my exhaust system to a high performance version but noticed little, to no sotp.
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5. drop a missile
- taking a dump that drops into the toilet, spraying, for the most part, the underside of the dump taker with fecal water and such
Dennis casually showed his son how to drop a missile by filming himself while taking a dump, "plunk", soaking his legs as well as the seat of his pants in the process.
6. nammer squat
A feat most often seen performed by asian males of vietnamese, "bukky", laos, and cambodian decent. It's a unique stance whereby the asian male must first be wearing a sheer Versace shirt, Kappa track pants, and Nike Shox before attempting the aforementioned maneuver.

With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).

With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.

When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctl...
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7. Redneck
According to Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck is a glorious abscence of sophistication. Rednecks can be found thro-ought north america, and sometimes in continents abroad. But are usually found In southeastern United states, and rural parts of Canada.
You might be a redneck.....

-If The tires on your truck cost more than your truck
-If you ever opened a beer during a eulogy
-If you had your 50th anniversery at hooters
-If you work without a shirt, and so does your husband
-If you ever used a bar stool as a walker
-If you have ever rode an electric floor buffer (Tequilla Involved)
-If you ever got your nipple bitten off by a beaver
-If you bust your unemployment check on beer and tortilla chips
-If you ever wore a tube top to a funeral home
-If a sign saying "say no to crack" reminds you to pull your pants up
-If your most vivid childhood memory is standing up in the front seat of your dads truck making squeeling tire sounds whenever your dad turns a corner, and then by the time you are in your 30s or 40s you realize WHAT WAS I DOING STANDING UP IN THE FRONT SEAT OF THE TRUCK!?!?
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