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-Someone that adorns themselves with summer or winter attire months in advance - in the hope of inciting fashion-envy but unwittingly displaying high levels of discomfort.. -Innapropriate and unjustified adoption of pre-season fashion (including shorts-hero's). Clustering effect at specific times during any given year: Early Spring (still 10 below) - shopping in floral skirt.. Late summer (still warm) - leather jackets at the beach.. Winter (rain) - flipflops, jeans, poloshirts and shades.. Random girl wearing ass-shorts and singlet walks out of subway into cold:
Lucy: 'Check out this lass, I haven't seen that much denim-ass since last summer..' Georgie: "Yeh what a skin-show, I'm still waiting for my solarium to re-open.. wait what month is it?" Lucy: 'its only May' Georgie and Lucy: 'season-pusher' *may or may not be excused when arriving or departing from airports. |
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