searing the jumbo shrimp 

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

searing the jumbo shrimp by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven 

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven

The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven by Yudtthesue September 21, 2021

dont searing 

The whole lobby when someone says anything close to swearing:

Person 1: how tf do i join a game?
Person 2: dont searing >:(
Person 3: HEY THAT'S A SEAR!
Person 4: STOP SEARING

dont searing by TransCicadaNerd June 26, 2023

ball searing hot 

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."

I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.

ball searing hot by Genna May 4, 2004

Da homie searing 

Da Homie Searing is a young athletic male with short brown hair. AKA Jake is a well know Lax player who is probably the best athlete of all time. Michael Jordan once called Da homie asking him for advice. His drip is on a whole new level starting with him modernizing the Bass Pro Shops hat. Jake is an excellent photographer who is just an outstanding student that really works his butt off. Absolute hammer if yk what I mean. Jake is an even better person; he often finds himself at soup kitchens during his free time helping the homeless. Jake is actually considering becoming the 50th president of our proud United States. As for jakes personality traits he is a loving, caring, compassionate, empathetic, the type of guy you would bring home to your parents. Da homie believes in a better world and is working everyday to make the earth a better place whether that is cleaning up litter or donating to a number of charities.

OMG I think I just saw Da Homie Searing in person saving a cat from a tree.

Da homie searing by Ava Plank November 19, 2021

Pan Searing

A more dramatic way to say something is frying you, or causing you to laugh heavily.

Person 1: Omg did u see that Charlie Kirk meme?
Person 2: Omg yess bro, it was pan searing me 😭😭😭😭

Pan Searing by anonymous January 30, 2026

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020