by The_Evan June 3, 2009
Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)
I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.
by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
The characteristic, of a person, that seals the deal when considering entering into a relationship.
Opposite of dealbreaker
Opposite of dealbreaker
The fact that Dave drove a hybrid car, as a testimony to his dedication to a green lifestyle, was a deal sealer when Christine considered a long term relationship with him.
by Teen Dream November 20, 2007
when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
by golddustskies September 25, 2013
When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".
NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.
NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.
Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.
by Mista Bushido November 27, 2009
A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.
by Stephen Breeney December 19, 2007
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