A derogatory term for a lurker who briefly acts like a troll, then quickly goes back to lurking. Someone who posts an inflammatory discussion on a BBS system, then doesn't acknowledge any responses.
That bitch is such a seagull, she totally lied about Justin Timberlake online, and then she wouldn't acknowledge it after we proved she was wrong.
by Calvin Lawson April 20, 2008
A New Zealand male with predominantly brown hair, with a small yellow tuft of hair on his crown.
Mark is known as Seagull
by Sh-anal June 09, 2010
When a person or persons masturbates at the window of car in which a sex act is taking place. Normally at a dogging site.

Said person will then spuff on the window, after which he will return home to his wife and children.
Seaguller: "Erm, excuse me, you there. Are you Dogging?

Doggers: "Yes!"

Seaguller: "mind if i seagull?"

Dogger: "Not at all, spuff away"
by Nigel bovington smithe May 25, 2010
A group of really annoying girls who pretend to be drunk, are super ditzy and flirt with anything with a penis.
Oh god, the seagulls are here.
by princessal October 13, 2008
a bird found near water
caaaw!
"A SEAGULL! there must be water nearby, we're saved!"
WHACK!
"thats an emu, idiot"


NB dehydration-related delerium has evidently caused lack of knowledge about drinking salt-water
by alex blows donkeys September 16, 2003
A friend who asks you to hook him up with girls that you have dated in the past and are still friends with but no longer interested in having a relationship with.

The definition relates to the way a seagull will feed off the leftovers of your fish and chips which is similar to a friend asking you to hook him up with past girlfriends you have scrapped.
Tom: Hey Sam, guess what? I got a new girlfriend.

Sam: I thought you already had a girlfriend.
Tom: Yeah I did, but this new girls way hotter.

Sam: Can I go out with your old girlfriend
Tom: Lol, yeah sure you can have my scraps you seagull
by weaby3 October 18, 2013
To quickly rush in, gobble food, defecate, and rush off.
Did you see how quickly Dave seagulled through here last night?
by pandoraxsage September 28, 2013
Nature's version of welfare recipients.
Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.
by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
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