Wayne "Yea must have been built by a Seabee""
Swabbie #2: "I know. I tried to be one but I didn't score high enough on my ASVAB 'cause I'm a retard."
2) Modern day Seabees do not do their heritage justice. More often than not, they have the lowest ASVAB scores and cannot complete a job to any sort of simple building code. Their mental capacity is demonstrated by the fact that the only reason that their name is on their uniform is so that they remember how to spell it. Somehow got convinced that they were as hard as Marines because they received some weapons familiarization in basic training. They talk more than Marines automatically categorizing themselves with Cavalry Scouts. They are 100% certain that they are infantrymen and will tell ANY infantrymen, whether they are Marines or Army, that they firmly believe that they do the same job and more. Generally a nuisance to all the other services. It is commonly known that SEALs would rather associate themselves with Army PAC clerks over Seabees. Seabees tend to get PTSD from indirect fire or getting picked on by Marines. It also has been known that Seabees will tell tragic tales of war and the severe mental burdens that follow it just to get in bed with a girl or another man. In some cases, if the story happens to be true, it was probably stolen from a Soldier with the US Army Corp of Engineers.
Guy at Bar: Oh my God, you poor thing! Come home with me tonight!
Girl at Bar: I don't think so bitch, he's coming with me! I AM SO WET RIGHT NOW.
Infantrymen: Dude. Are you fucking kidding me?
2) A poorly done job.
Person 2: What that garage?
Person 1: Yeah!
Person 2: Hmmm... a SeaBee must have built it