sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.

Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!

by captainstooge May 8, 2011

seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin January 10, 2016