A Pretentious term, often used both out of context and too often by people who would like to sound more intelligent than they actually are.
"I know that you are my best friend but if you continue to use this phrase i shall have to kick the living shit out of you"..."Ok i wont kick shit out of you per se but i`ll certainly make you wish you had never said it"
A place in OK where you don't go unless you know someone or are related to someone who is there; no man's land
You're from Eagletown? Gee, I'm afraid to go there.
|3.||Those We Don't Speak Of|
n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>
*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)
*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney
*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up
*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice
*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim
"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"
"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."
"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"
|4.||holler back girl|
Also holla back girl or hollerback girl.
1. A holler back girl is the kind of girl who if you holler or holla at them, they are likely to acknowledge your attempt to mack or spit game and give you a chance.
2. A holler back girl is one who if you meet and exchange numbers and even talk about getting together in some indefinite future event, is the one who would call you first. Where most girls would wait for the man to make the move, a holler back girl would holler back first.
3. Holler back girls are typically promiscuous and flirtatious. Where most girls would be offended if a guy on the street yelled "damn that’s a phat ass! Let me holla atcha!" A holler back girl would take it as a compliment and then begin a conversation with the playa.
4. Holler back girls or HBG's tend to be as big as players/playas as guys. Meaning that they are scheming and prowling for the booty tip and booty call as much as a man.
5.HBG's aren't interested in a relation ship per se, but are more interested in hooking up with a guy that hollers at them. HGB's love attention from guys.
playa: "Damn boo you is fine! Here's my number. Holler at your boy tonight."
HBG: "Ok playa. You's is a fine mans, so i'm gonna call you tonight."
playa: (later that same day) "Yo dawg peep this. I spit game to this (fly) ass hoochie and she was diggin my game. So she is gonna call me after she gets her weave fixed."
playa 2: "She's a holler back girl for sure. Go ahead playa!"
"Orelay" is most commonly misspelled "odelay" by people who do not know any Spanish but want to be cool anyway. This is also a closer to a phonetic spelling of the pronunciation of the word. Originated from Mexico, it basically means "Alright", "Okay" or "Oh Yeah" in such a way like you just had an orgasm with no drama or got one million dollars that magically appeared on your doorstop with no strings attached, or a brand new sony television just bought you a beer and now wants to take you home and be all yours. :)
"Yo holmes, you like odelay by beck hansen aye carumba dezz shit is tight, i mean i got a beercan and mtv made me smoke crack and denn satan gave me a taco and when i was where it's at i was watching jackass and i felt like such a loser and i didn't understand the information that was happening and i just was so high and drunk it was like that song fume and then steve threw up. You know what i'm talkin bout fool that shizok really gets my dizock just like paris hilton got the slap by that judge back in the klink that rich puta chupacabra gringa yo no se. i mean i want that puta whore white girl but what wrong with her mind man she want to drink she needs to go straight for diss tipp, you know hombre?"
Blackpool, a somewhat appropriate name seeing as this place is shit, if it was any good they might have named it "Bluepool", but Blackpool is a dirty place full of greasy burger bars and bong shops so it was aptly named in hindsight.
The only "architecture" per se is an old rusty tower made from what appears to be lollypop sticks which is called "Blackpool Tower". The residents of this charming town aren't exactly known for culture, intelligence or skin regime; they can be seen meandering around the town centre with sullen faces and bad teeth carrying Lidl bags. If you have any modicum of ambition, you get out of Blackpool fast. It's truely soul destroying. It also has a "Pleasure Beach".
Blackpool Resident: "Oi ya twat giss a quid"
Canadian Tourist:" Ok ok just don't kill me, i only wanted to visit the pleasure beach."
Definately one of the best cities ever. Upda hill to down da hill, ova east and the west wit zest Baltimore is my shitt!! And most people who gotta problem aint from baltimore, and watching shit they se off "The Corner" or "The Wire." Niggas down here original and Bad Bitches?? We got some, esspecially us Western Girls, the 1st all girl school in the country..(bet yu aint kno that). Our harbor is fuckin world famous and fun as shit. Yea we got Aid andd junkies, but all urban cities do. Killing????? Go hard or go home. Teen Clubs??? We could use more, but for now Baja club and the Dox will do for us, esspcially since we have hella parties. I can admit some of our club mixes annoying, but it was a phase, atleast we're known for something original.
Anyways, handsdown Baltimore is among the best!
How many shows is based off 1 city. Not, people in a city, like how Martin was in Detroit; but a show all about a city and its people.B-more must be doing something right!!
And books, B-more Careful???? Ok, i prove my point..