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How many ASDF s does it take for no searches on google to show up you ask?

Look no more, on a bored night, as I'd run out of material on Pornhub to masturbate so I mashed the asdf key in frustration. I then realized that there were definitions up to 7 asdfs, so I asked how many does it take to run out lol please kill me. So i did I started by saying "asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfnopleasereallykillmeinolongerwanttoexistasdasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf" and it worked!
Hopefully, literarily never used as an example. asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdfasdfasdfasdf 

1. What one types when one is very bored or can't think of anything to say.
Not to be confused with asdfmovie, a Youtube series of a similar name.
Joe couldn't take bear to type his lab report any longer, so he began to absentmindedly type asdfasdfasdfasdf.
asdfasdfasdfasdf by ffvidagambla October 22, 2013

sdfsdfsdf 

Something you type in google when you are extremely bored.
Bob was bored so he searched for sdfsdfsdf
sdfsdfsdf by ruler12345 November 14, 2013

a asdfasdfasdf 

Short form for "HELP!" in situations, where one can't afford to type with both hands, e.g. while playing starcraft against koreans.
player 1: asdf!
player 2: be right with you
player 1: asdfasdfasdasdfffffffffffffff
player 2: almost there!
player 1: aasddddddead.
a asdfasdfasdf by Psibox August 8, 2005

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf 

1)extreme boredness of ones messages. such as a boring text.

2)being so bored you decided to write asdf five times.
Marcus: Hmm...I dont have anything to talk about.

Me: asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf.

Marcus: what?

Me: That was me telling you that you are boring.
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf by kyjaoh22 August 18, 2011

asdfasdfasdf

An expression of anxiety or stress; a representation of tapping your fingers rhythmically against a solid surface. Commonly used when one has no response or does not want to say anything.

May also be used in boredom.
Student: uggh, midterms are starting soon... asdfasdfasdf

Jill: Where is bob? and what is that smell coming from the basement?
Adam: asdfasdfasdf

guy: so... wanna hang out?
bored guy: asdfasdfasdf
asdfasdfasdf by KamiKazeKenji November 1, 2009