Scotum 

A funny mispronunciation of the word scrotum that now lives rent free in my brain.

Originally discovered on reddit, and read aloud in a Soothouse video featuring SorrowTV (/r/IHadAStroke).

"How the child at birth when you are create by dad scotum, when many time in history boy (maybe GIRL) come out with mother"s fecal future?"

-Deleted User on Reddit

Scotum by AshKetchep March 14, 2022

anal sputum 

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

anal sputum by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

schtum

silent; tacit

I should have been schtum

schtum by Anonymous June 20, 2003

scutmut 

That nasty bitch that everyone fucks, you know kinda like your sister. Well, like my sister anyway.

Shit, last night I got so wasted I hosed the nastiest scutmut.

scutmut by hose-master May 13, 2003

schtumpy 

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

schtumpy by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

sputum 

to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz

Kyle is suffering from sputum overload

sputum by Kyle January 7, 2005

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

Schtump by DctrAJ October 9, 2019