scuzzlebutt 

A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.

It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.

Scuzzlebutt: Friends?

Stan: :::Click:::KaBoom::::

::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::

scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink

1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.

scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008

Scuddlebutt 

Gossip, Rumor.

Have you heard any scuddlebutt about my promotion?

Scuddlebutt by CJidkshoot June 10, 2018

scuttlebutt 

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

scuttlebutt by Mike September 25, 2005

scuttlebutt 

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people

I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

scuttlebutt by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004

scuttlebutt 

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

scuttlebutt by Light Joker January 15, 2005

the scuttlebutt 

the scuttlebutt: rumor/gossip. It's actually a nautical term for a cask used to serve water for immediate consumption. Sailors would gossip around the scuttlebutt while congregating for a drink of water.

Sailors always congregate around the scuttlebutt to find out the latest gossip on the ship!

the scuttlebutt by The Scuttlebutt January 25, 2014