the unsightly habit of compulsively masturbating in a public setting.
The girl in front of me was totally scurryfungering during math class.
by SortaKindaJustSayin' October 18, 2009
A sensation close to, but not(!) an orgasm.
That girl at the party was such a tease, she only gave me a scurryfunger.
by djdanko February 22, 2010