Schmookie 

A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.

Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.

Schmookie by matt_losan June 19, 2007

Scum Cookie 

A cookie that a group of guys gather around and beat off onto. Whoever is the last to squeeze it off has to eat the bukaki cookie for honor.

Kyle: hey you guys, you wanna play scum cookie?
Mitch & George: Hell yeah!!!
Mike: Dude, can I just call an automatic last?

Scum Cookie by Bart December 22, 2005

schmookiepoo 

A girl who really doesn't have a clue. Tries to become pregnant multiple times and can't, though barely not a baby herself. Married more than once before she can even drink.

Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."

This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.

Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.

the post:
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.

schmookiepoo by last but not least June 20, 2011

Slumcookie 

Bisexual male who occasionally dresses In drag but also fucks the shit out of girls but also has money but also likes to keep it real

girl: tyvm for taking me to Thailand and have fun tonight at the drag show Slumcookie!
Slumcookie: oh I will

Slumcookie by Slumcookie January 3, 2018

scumboogie

A dumb ho. A ho that is willing to do anything for a group of guys. A ho you could talk into doing anything.

I found a scumboogie last night willing to let my boys and I run a train on her.

scumboogie by dadfs December 25, 2007

Schmookie 

A smashed cookie

I’m going to like that schmookie off the floor.

Schmookie by monstercookiemoncher April 30, 2022

Schmookie 

The shipping of the characters Cookie Masterson and Josh “Schmitty” Schmitstenstein from the Jackbox Party Pack franchise.

Person A: What’s your favorite ship?
Person B: I like Schmookie. Have you seen that one scene from Volume 3?

Schmookie by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022